Fun Similes

You're as cool as a cucumber.

She's some tomato.

Cute as a button.

Ugly as a mud fence.

Fresh as a daisy.

Sweeter than honey.

Skinny as a rail.

Fat as a pig.

Wise as an owl.

Crazy like a fox.

As strong as an ox.

Regular as a clock.

Quiet as a mouse.

Drunk as a skunk.

Proud as a peacock.

As cuddly as a cactus.

Smooth as sandpaper.

Busy as a beaver.

Dead as a doornail.

As happy as a lark.

Mad as a hornet.

Nutty as fruitcake.

Old as the hills.

Quick as a wink.

Pure as snow.

As scarce as hen's teeth.

Slippery as an eel.

Slow as a turtle.

Solid as a rock.

Straight as an arrow.

Stubborn as a mule.

Tough as nails.

Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Check out these websites: 
www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/similes.php and 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simile