For all you turkeys out there
it's time to get serious about
that diet and think THIN.
Thanksgiving's fast approaching.
Soon the cooks will be looking
for the fattest bird around.
Don't plan to be HIM or HER,
just stay skinny and downright slim.
Too pathetic to stuff with dressing,
laced into your innards, baking away.
Plan to be free, flying about or
hiding behind a bush somewhere safe.
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